Rountineagers: Obligatory PDA

Routineagers will be a series of writings relating to the profound banality of teenage life. Stay tuned kids, you won't want to miss this...

Morning shnookums! Hows your day?
It's time for our obligatory PDA
So lets get frisky, and block this hall way
Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet.

We get at it and our peers skirt the scene
A bubble gum binder held awkwardly in between
As we rehearse an ancient mating routine
8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.

Have you ever witnessed something so contrived?
Since American cheese, or Priscilla's Bee Hive?
Since six-inch stilettos, or those mail order wives?
Organically Grown Hypoallergenic Endive.