new words

Words are fun, even pretend ones.


forget+regret= forgret

forgret: v.- To have deep remorse over forgetting something important.

ex/ "I forgret losing our passports and causing our trip to Prague to be postponed."

vicious+malicious= valicious

valicious: adj.- To act both savagely and immoral simultaneously.

ex/ "Wow--did you see Kobe's fowl?--it was VALICIOUS!"

relationship+shit= relationshit

relationshit: n.- The predicament of being in a shitty relationship.

ex/ "Michael and Jan from the sitcom, The Office, are in a relationshit."

*note: You can replace any word ending in the suffix "ship" with "shit" to create humorous slang describing a difficult situation.

ex/ "leadershit," "dictatorshit," "friendshit," "sponsorshit," "cencorshit" etc....

routine+teenager= routeenager

routeenager: n.- An average adolescent whose in a funk and needs to get his/her groove back.

ex/ "Sheila, ever since Robby broke up with you, you've been moping around like a total routeenager."

snow+flake= snowflake

snowflake: n.- One who flakes out on a trip to the snow with their friends.

ex/ "Because Brian is being a snowflake we have an uneven number for ski-lift buddies."

and now for some spanglish:

i ola hola ! = wave hello

*note ola literally translates to wave, as in one made of water, hence this phrase is both a pair of homonyms and a translated pun.

ex/"i Ola hola to the surfer !" (wave hello to the surfer)

vomamos= let's go

shortened slang: vom

*note: this slang is to be used like the words split, or ditch.

ex/ "You guys ready to vom? I heard this party's gonna get rolled pretty soon."

Bese ese= Kiss that

*note: Use this slang as an insult or comeback by indicating to something vulgar to kiss.

ex/ insult: "Your stupid." comeback: "i Bese ese ! (pointing at tush)"